Public Restroom Rules for Over-Thinkers
Or, things I come up with in the bathroom at work.
Whenever possible, stagger stalls.
If someone makes fart sounds, defer to sound of the toilet paper roll for who exits the stall first. The other person will wait until the first exits the restroom entirely to avoid identification.
If someone seems to be at least half finished when you enter the stall, wait until they flush to mask the sound of poo.
If the location of the toilet paper requires you to lean away from the seat, throw a hand up at the sensor to avoid premature flush spray.
I thought I had more of these. I'm sure I'm missing some.
Needed some levity.